Don’t fret about your age, Noy. 50 is the new 47.
Caption Contest!
Feb 7
We think this is pretty funny, but we’ll be damned if we can think of a caption for it. And then we thought, hey, why should we? This turkey phones in his campaign, legislative career, and basically his entire life, why should we work that hard to poke fun at him?
So you guys get to come up with something: make up your best caption, and leave it in the comments. The winner receives…I don’t know, we’ll think of something. We’ll buy you a beer next time we see you, maybe.
So here goes. Have fun!
3 Guys With Lame Hair
Feb 4
Noy you know it’s – Noy you know it’s – Noy you know it’s – Noy you know it’s true…
As seen on PinoyExchange.
For the sake of accuracy, we should point out that he apparently did show up to the last one…Would anybody who was there get in touch and tell us if he was awake or not?
You know what’s really pathetic? Not only does this tongue-biter claim to be an expert at a totally made-up job, he actually sucks at it. That means that even if you suck at your job, if it’s at least generally recognizable as an actual occupation you’re still one up on this guy. That’s just sad.
Just Because….
Jan 28
Saw this over at AntiPinoy, and figured hey, why not? No real joke here (unless you count that sweet comb-over Noy’s got working), but on the other hand, it’s not like I’m getting paid for this.
No Word on a Rating Yet
Jan 24
Hooray for Philippine drama.
Yellow Chicken Sh|t
Jan 18
And you call yourself a leader – you and your campaign team are full of CHICKEN SHIT!
Relying on “winnability” to win an election is a little like trying to drive a car just by cranking the starter; you’ll roll for a little while, but eventually someone with some actual gas in their tank will catch up to you.
“Sea of Trash” might be a good album title for the collection of dumbass campaign jingles these clowns are coming up with.
By the way, I have no idea who’s responsible for this disturbing image. If someone out there would like to take credit for it, please let me know.
