And you call yourself a leader – you and your campaign team are full of CHICKEN SHIT!
Archive for category campaign posters
Yellow Chicken Sh|t
Jan 18
These come to us from Luskan, who originally posted them in Pinoy Exchange. Before all these get deleted and he gets banned from there for not being a proper triumphalist Noybot, we thought we’d give him a proper forum.
Hard to believe, but he’s actually serious about running for president. He’s got himself one of them there website-thingies in the Internets and everything. (Bonus if the hosting account is suspended when you click that link – it was earlier.)
Please, light a match.
Sep 17
Inspired by an anonymous commentor at PinoyExchange.
I like fish!
He doesn’t do much besides eat, sleep, shit, and lick his balls, but at the level of sophistication required to conduct a presidential campaign in the Philippines, he’s eminently qualified. Blanco announced his candidacy way back in July at The Bad Manners Gun Club, and since then sort of weaseled his way into being the unofficial mascot of Get Real’s Platform, Plez initiative. Actually, that’s a lot more public service than most other public servants can honestly lay claim to providing.