While the capital was busily engaged in drowning, trying not to drown, trying to help others not to drown, or cleaning up after almost drowning, the Jolog Queen was serving mankind by trying to think of ways to pin the blame on the Arroyo family. Because Ellen’s a journalist.
Right. And I’m Wonder Woman.
Charles Dickens once wrote, “You don’t carry in your countenance a letter of recommendation.” Ain’t it the truth, sister.
Sep 18
Swim, little guy, swim! She looks hungry! See the video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=228ya6RU7QI
Sep 18
The Noylapia (Discernicus noplatformus).
You have no platform. You have all the charisma of driftwood. Hell, you don’t even know what you’re doing here. But with Whizterine, you’re going places…. Media darling? President of the Republic? Why not? The sky’s the limit!
Whizterine…because yellow is the taste of victory.
Whizterine…basic hygiene so affordable, you won’t even have to know how to add.
Sep 17
“A non-stop thrill ride of action, suspense, and self-righteousness! I never wanted it to end!” – Entertainment Weekly
“JLo and Little Joey give Oscar-worthy performances. Their wounded feelings practically jump off the screen!” – Gene Shalit
“The feel-good aid to legislation of the year!” – Roger Ebert
Sep 17
An excellent piece of work from one of our favorite blogs, SMOKE. Just go there and read something. Do it now.
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