Saw this over at AntiPinoy, and figured hey, why not? No real joke here (unless you count that sweet comb-over Noy’s got working), but on the other hand, it’s not like I’m getting paid for this.
Archive for January, 2010
Just Because….
Jan 28
No Word on a Rating Yet
Jan 24
Hooray for Philippine drama.
Yellow Chicken Sh|t
Jan 18
And you call yourself a leader – you and your campaign team are full of CHICKEN SHIT!
Relying on “winnability” to win an election is a little like trying to drive a car just by cranking the starter; you’ll roll for a little while, but eventually someone with some actual gas in their tank will catch up to you.
“Sea of Trash” might be a good album title for the collection of dumbass campaign jingles these clowns are coming up with.
By the way, I have no idea who’s responsible for this disturbing image. If someone out there would like to take credit for it, please let me know.
Asshat, Redefined
Jan 10
So that’s why Noynoy hates farmers. Who knew?
What’s he going to do with himself once GMA is out of office? He’ll have nothing left to talk about.
Apparently, Efren the Hero has the hots for Angel Locsin. She seems a little uncomfortable with the whole idea; maybe “I’m CNN’s Hero of the Year” isn’t quite the winning pick-up line he thought it would be. Two words for you, buddy: Dove Unscented. You don’t have to buy it dinner, and it never says, “I just like you as a friend.”