We think this is pretty funny, but we’ll be damned if we can think of a caption for it. And then we thought, hey, why should we? This turkey phones in his campaign, legislative career, and basically his entire life, why should we work that hard to poke fun at him?
So you guys get to come up with something: make up your best caption, and leave it in the comments. The winner receives…I don’t know, we’ll think of something. We’ll buy you a beer next time we see you, maybe.
So here goes. Have fun!
#1 by jasper on February 7th, 2010
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bart and lisa bring out your unbrellas. ABNOY about to TULO LAWAY.
#2 by Moonlight Bomber on February 7th, 2010
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Bart and Lisa: Father? Is that you?
Noynoy: Blah blah blah.
Bart: Rita, do something. His glasses are about to fall off!
Rita Mordio (offscreen): Blah blah blah. TIDAL WAVE!
A tsunami then washed away Noynoy, the entire LP, and all of mindless supporters to South China Sea.
#3 by May Party Sa Dasma Wala Akong Wheels on February 7th, 2010
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Never in the history of National Geographic has such a sight been caught on camera – the hidden world of the Balding Chicken. In this rare photograph, the adult Balding Chicken is seen regurgitating predigested gunk to feed its helpless, hungry chicks. The Balding Eagle is known to inhabit barren wastelands called senates where it has been observed to “fiscalize” or bury one’s head in the sand for extended periods. The Balding Eagle is generally ergophobic and usually avoids human activities such as debates where it might find itself grilled, roasted, and served to hungry farmers.
#4 by May Party Sa Dasma Wala Akong Wheels on February 7th, 2010
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Argh! I meant to say Balding Chicken all the way. Could you edit that and remove this one? Thanks man
Noynoy is not an eagle.
#5 by SmarterThanHugh on February 7th, 2010
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BART: I don’t know, Lisa. I don’t think this is such a good idea. His tonsils seem to be staring at me.
LISA: Don’t worry, Bart. The Homersaurus is known to sleep with its eyes and mouth open. All we need to do is slip inside, grab Maggie and run.
#6 by bp on February 8th, 2010
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“Noynoy Teaching Simpson Kids Vowel Sound”
or
“Simpson Kids Teaching Noynoy Vowel Sound”
#7 by bp on February 8th, 2010
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“It’s aaahhh not aaeehhh, stupid.”
#8 by Andrew on February 10th, 2010
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Noy: “Tilapaeee?????”
S Kids: “No, Tilapia!!!!” (sucks, can’t even pronounce his name…)
#9 by banjo on February 10th, 2010
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ulaga eyes and whitish tongue. abnoy na may amat pa.
#10 by yoseph on February 11th, 2010
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ABNOY: Lisa and Bart, you just got “FISCALIZED” !
#11 by SHARONCUNETA on February 12th, 2010
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You know what? I dont know how to define this chickenoy if he/she is a rooster or a hen.
Anyway, happy 50years of stupidity.
#12 by Parallax on February 12th, 2010
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BART: Lisa, I think I know a way out of here, but it’ll be a totally weird ride. Wanna hear it?
LISA: I’m all ears.
BART: Have you ever seen how they make civet coffee?
#13 by Jspice on February 13th, 2010
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@ sharoncuneta it clearly shows that noy noy is a HE, Male.
If he is stupid, at least he can tell the gender of a person by looking at a picture. Thats not stupidity, you are.
#14 by SmarterThanHugh on February 13th, 2010
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You’re an idiot.
HE and SHE correspond to ROOSTER and HEN, respectively.
The term chicken more often refers to those that aren’t cocks or roosters.
When it comes to debates, Noynoy is a chicken.
You’re an embarrassment to your English teachers, Jspice.
#15 by princess dchanted on February 14th, 2010
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this is a photo response to thi picture. i hope you like it:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/photo.php?pid=118690&id=100000436519873
#16 by Parallax on February 16th, 2010
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NICE! now could somebody jam that into noy’s nose please?
#17 by princess dchanted on February 25th, 2010
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so does that photo response win a bottle of beer?
#18 by admin on February 25th, 2010
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Oh, sure. Just stop by your beverage vendor of choice and tell ‘em to bill us.