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Manny, stop advertising and campaigning and trying to win the election so much and stuff! Please?

Over at AntiPinoy, benign0 analyzes a common complaint, exemplified in an article by caffeine sparks in FV, that Senator Villar is somehow being like, totally unfair and all because he’s got this nutty idea that he should utilize all his resources and put maximum effort into his campaign. Now to be fair to Sparky, she really didn’t mark herself out as a Noynoy supporter in her article….But on the other hand, she didn’t mention any other candidates, either. And the last, oh, say couple hundred times or so we’ve heard the complaint, it’s been uttered by a yellow tongue, so…

Granted, we don’t really like Manny either, but it’s pretty easy to see where he’s going with all this, and hard to blame him, the goofy nature of elections (and the electorate) here being what they are. Noy still hasn’t figured out which hand to make his trademark signal to the homies with, so perhaps it’s not really a surprise he hasn’t caught on to concepts like, you know, ambition. Or work.

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Pop Quiz: Which of these two men actually passed a law as a Legislator?

It’s probably a dubious distinction, true, but at least Erap waited until he was actually President to start ripping off the people.

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i’m on ur campus, sneezin on ur heads

It’s okay, though, girls. That snot is HOLY.

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And If That Doesn’t Work, Just Unplug the Damn Thing

Ignoy is a real piece of work. Four months into his own campaign for the presidency, he finally decided he should take charge of it:

“You are supposed to have competency in all aspects of government so I am doing it. Nobody can be master of everything, but I want to know precisely what I don’t know,” he said.

What a numbnuts. Would you get on a plane piloted by a guy who waited until he got it in the air to decide to learn how to fly?

On a related note, here’s a little screensaver treat for our fans out there, provided you can guess the super-secret password (that’s a hint, particular for our occasional Noyista readers, who tend to be a little dense about these sorts of things). Originally we wanted to post it for Valentine’s Day, but the precise steps needed to bring this piece of artful delight to you were not immediately obvious, and unlike a certain unremarkable Senator we learned a long time ago that when we don’t know what the eff we’re doing, much better results are to be had by endeavouring to find out, rather than just cluelessly forging ahead.

Oh, that’s right, I forgot: Mr. Take-Charge had discernment. We’ll address that later, methinks.

 

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This Might Be Why He Thinks “Fiscalizer” is a Real Job

With all the time he’ll save as president by not having to “fiscalize” any more, maybe he can start working on “Cowbell Hero”.

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Happy B-day to ol’ what’s-his-name. You know, that one guy.

Don’t fret about your age, Noy. 50 is the new 47.

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Caption Contest!

We think this is pretty funny, but we’ll be damned if we can think of a caption for it. And then we thought, hey, why should we? This turkey phones in his campaign, legislative career, and basically his entire life, why should we work that hard to poke fun at him?

So you guys get to come up with something: make up your best caption, and leave it in the comments. The winner receives…I don’t know, we’ll think of something. We’ll buy you a beer next time we see you, maybe.

So here goes. Have fun!

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3 Guys With Lame Hair

Noy you know it’s – Noy you know it’s – Noy you know it’s – Noy you know it’s true…

As seen on PinoyExchange.

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I Like My Grilled Chicken with a Bit of Lemon

For the sake of accuracy, we should point out that he apparently did show up to the last one…Would anybody who was there get in touch and tell us if he was awake or not?

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Hey, buddy! Working hard, or hardly working?

You know what’s really pathetic? Not only does this tongue-biter claim to be an expert at a totally made-up job, he actually sucks at it. That means that even if you suck at your job, if it’s at least generally recognizable as an actual occupation you’re still one up on this guy. That’s just sad.

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