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Noynoy’s got the circuses part covered, maybe he’ll give bread, too?

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I know it says it’s a free concert but Efren’s participation actually makes it a sellout.

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If You Squint, the One-Balls Kind of Look Like Boobs

 

 

 

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Yeah, I know the boobs thing is kind of stretch, but I’ll be damned if I know what kind of change this thoroughly-conventional trapo is talking about. Maybe he means the change that will be possible once the country stops dumping resources into unnecessary educational concepts, like literacy or knowing how to add.

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A Presidential Candidate for Dummies

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Taking a cue from his comical running mate, Erap has also decided to branch out into infotainment. I’ll give him a little credit, though, for having grown philosophically during his years out of office; this might seem like a slightly amateurish first attempt, but at least it means he’s not exclusively taking policy cues from this guy.

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HTTP 404: Clue Not Found

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Rather than update his platform…err, think of one in the first place, Ignoy has just decided to eliminate that whole pesky idea from his new website.

In a way, though, he is displaying that vaunted “honesty” that his utak ng tilapia supporters are constantly crowing about, by being ‘honest’ enough to admit he doesn’t have a frickin’ clue, and just dropping all pretense of conceptualizing and planning. So….hooray?

Good grief, this country is in big trouble.

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Eye-Bleach, Plez

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Loren, honey, those jeans are telling you to get to the gym once in a while. Wait, what? Oh, right. Erap’s not wearing pants. Eww. Still, why doesn’t that seem surprising?

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Ignoy – The Thinking Man

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Well, he is getting older…

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Where was this jackass at the height of the Ondoy disaster? That’s right, having a conversation with Erap. Hard to imagine why he would be worried about being near a little flood water — after all, shit floats.

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The equation might actually be giving him too much credit.

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Wake me up when Wowowee comes on, will ya?

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Dapit-hapon?

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From Pinoy Buzz.

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Hala-ka-Noylapia!

 

utakngtilapia_tinySwim, little guy, swim! She looks hungry! See the video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=228ya6RU7QI

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