Ignoy is a real piece of work. Four months into his own campaign for the presidency, he finally decided he should take charge of it:

“You are supposed to have competency in all aspects of government so I am doing it. Nobody can be master of everything, but I want to know precisely what I don’t know,” he said.

What a numbnuts. Would you get on a plane piloted by a guy who waited until he got it in the air to decide to learn how to fly?

On a related note, here’s a little screensaver treat for our fans out there, provided you can guess the super-secret password (that’s a hint, particular for our occasional Noyista readers, who tend to be a little dense about these sorts of things). Originally we wanted to post it for Valentine’s Day, but the precise steps needed to bring this piece of artful delight to you were not immediately obvious, and unlike a certain unremarkable Senator we learned a long time ago that when we don’t know what the eff we’re doing, much better results are to be had by endeavouring to find out, rather than just cluelessly forging ahead.

Oh, that’s right, I forgot: Mr. Take-Charge had discernment. We’ll address that later, methinks.

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