Feb 7
We think this is pretty funny, but we’ll be damned if we can think of a caption for it. And then we thought, hey, why should we? This turkey phones in his campaign, legislative career, and basically his entire life, why should we work that hard to poke fun at him?
So you guys get to come up with something: make up your best caption, and leave it in the comments. The winner receives…I don’t know, we’ll think of something. We’ll buy you a beer next time we see you, maybe.
So here goes. Have fun!
Jan 28
Saw this over at AntiPinoy, and figured hey, why not? No real joke here (unless you count that sweet comb-over Noy’s got working), but on the other hand, it’s not like I’m getting paid for this.
Taking a cue from his comical running mate, Erap has also decided to branch out into infotainment. I’ll give him a little credit, though, for having grown philosophically during his years out of office; this might seem like a slightly amateurish first attempt, but at least it means he’s not exclusively taking policy cues from this guy.
Oct 15
Rather than update his platform…err, think of one in the first place, Ignoy has just decided to eliminate that whole pesky idea from his new website.
In a way, though, he is displaying that vaunted “honesty” that his utak ng tilapia supporters are constantly crowing about, by being ‘honest’ enough to admit he doesn’t have a frickin’ clue, and just dropping all pretense of conceptualizing and planning. So….hooray?
Good grief, this country is in big trouble.
Oct 12
Loren, honey, those jeans are telling you to get to the gym once in a while. Wait, what? Oh, right. Erap’s not wearing pants. Eww. Still, why doesn’t that seem surprising?
Where was this jackass at the height of the Ondoy disaster? That’s right, having a conversation with Erap. Hard to imagine why he would be worried about being near a little flood water — after all, shit floats.
You have no platform. You have all the charisma of driftwood. Hell, you don’t even know what you’re doing here. But with Whizterine, you’re going places…. Media darling? President of the Republic? Why not? The sky’s the limit!
Whizterine…because yellow is the taste of victory.
Hard to believe, but he’s actually serious about running for president. He’s got himself one of them there website-thingies in the Internets and everything. (Bonus if the hosting account is suspended when you click that link – it was earlier.)
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